Garbology
I Have Feeling Too!
by Chyna Dial
I am a huge city, with bright lights, and dreams! Okay well, not really, actually I am just a picture of a huge city with lights. My owner threw me away thought, not cool! My owner thinks he is too old for me now, reaching the teen years liking girls, but I was here first. I wouldn't mind being thrown away, but piling used tissues on me, gross! I don't care if he has been sick, used tissues is not okay. I am surrounded in this tub of smelly, sticky, used garbage from my owner. I have made rather good friends with the Spanish packet. He says my owner wanted to learn Spanish but then go too busy talking to girls to read him.
The tissues don't say much, I think they are introverts. However the chocolate milk has a hard time shutting up. The milk just wants to go on about the farm life and how he had a beautiful cow friend, he is so weird. I am disappointed in my owner, I thought he had better taste in dairy, I am disappointed. The gum that was recently thrown in here isn't like most gum I have met. She rambles on speaking some Asian language, I think. She has a crush on famous people I don't even know. Thought we are all garbage of different types, we have one thing keeping us together, we hate our owner.
Our owner is not cool, he assumes just because we are garbage he never liked us, but he is too busy going on a date with Tiffany. His blonde girlfriend who isn't any better she too throws tissues in here constantly, I think she has a disease. If there is one thing I have learned, it's i maybe garbage, but I no longer have to be my owner's garbage. Garbage bin, unite!
by Chyna Dial
I am a huge city, with bright lights, and dreams! Okay well, not really, actually I am just a picture of a huge city with lights. My owner threw me away thought, not cool! My owner thinks he is too old for me now, reaching the teen years liking girls, but I was here first. I wouldn't mind being thrown away, but piling used tissues on me, gross! I don't care if he has been sick, used tissues is not okay. I am surrounded in this tub of smelly, sticky, used garbage from my owner. I have made rather good friends with the Spanish packet. He says my owner wanted to learn Spanish but then go too busy talking to girls to read him.
The tissues don't say much, I think they are introverts. However the chocolate milk has a hard time shutting up. The milk just wants to go on about the farm life and how he had a beautiful cow friend, he is so weird. I am disappointed in my owner, I thought he had better taste in dairy, I am disappointed. The gum that was recently thrown in here isn't like most gum I have met. She rambles on speaking some Asian language, I think. She has a crush on famous people I don't even know. Thought we are all garbage of different types, we have one thing keeping us together, we hate our owner.
Our owner is not cool, he assumes just because we are garbage he never liked us, but he is too busy going on a date with Tiffany. His blonde girlfriend who isn't any better she too throws tissues in here constantly, I think she has a disease. If there is one thing I have learned, it's i maybe garbage, but I no longer have to be my owner's garbage. Garbage bin, unite!